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| You're a Bad Role Model, Santa |
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| I hope you kept the receipt. |
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| OH! You're going to be doing the laundry! That's great!! |
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| ...than with you, if that's what you give her. |
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| And just as I'm getting into puberty, too! |
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| Santa needs to share his cookies with "the wife." |
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| Santi, them ciggies'll getcher gloves all yeller. |
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| Who knew Santa was such an old fart? |
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| Buy yourself a gun for Christmas. |
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| Get one for everyone! |
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| Oh yes! Get a scale for Christmas! |
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| Delivery boy wishing you happy smoking this Christmas! |
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| Ronny's merriest Christmas is with Chesterfield. And lots of'em! |
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| I vacuum with a smile and a dress. Don't you? |
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| All the other ladies will be so jealous, and cancer-free. |
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| Smoke-up, darling. We've plenty of life insurance. |
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| Santa really gets around. This kid stuff is just a cover-up. |
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