Really Bad Christmas Ads

You're a Bad Role Model, Santa



I hope you kept the receipt.

 



OH!  You're going to be doing the laundry!  That's great!!

 



...than with you, if that's what you give her.

 



And just as I'm getting into puberty, too!

Santa needs to share his cookies with "the wife."

 

 

Santi, them ciggies'll getcher gloves all yeller.

Who knew Santa was such an old fart?



Buy yourself a gun for Christmas.





Get one for everyone!





Oh yes!  Get a scale for Christmas!

 



Delivery boy wishing you happy smoking this Christmas!

 

 

Ronny's merriest Christmas is with Chesterfield.
And lots of'em!



I vacuum with a smile and a dress.
Don't you?



All the other ladies will be so jealous,
and cancer-free.



Smoke-up, darling.
We've plenty of life insurance.



Santa really gets around.
This kid stuff is just a cover-up.






National Dental Hygeine Month

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sand Castle Day

The first thing to remember is to

tamp down your sand.

The more you pack,

the better it will carve

and hold a shape.

Keep your castle moist

and allow it to drain.

Keep your sand compact!

A moat isn't just a cool addition

for your castle,

It's the handiest way to have your water source

near you while you build.



A pail and shovel are helpful,

but your hands are your best tools.

Most importantly,

remember that this is fun!

If you don't get this:

 ...Maybe your imagination needs

a little nostalgic nudge.





National Kids Day

101 Ways to have fun with your kids.

Here are a few ideas from the website:

Make a fort

Go on a hike (or a walk!)

Picnic

Board Games

Have a fun Breakfast!

Have a Scavenger Hunt

Build a Sandcastle

Bake cookies

Go to the Library

Decorate their room

B B Q

Donate to charity

Have a Campfire & sleep in a tent

Dance

Blow Bubbles

Sing

Play with Legos, Blocks, Barbies, etc

Dress up

Pick Flowers

Bake

Do Crafts

Read

Cuddle & Watch a Movie