|Maybe not so awful when the advertising is this pretty.|
|"It's Tough Being A Woman!"|
|Our minor ills come from one cause,|
I just would've guessed that being peptic was a symptom
and not a cause.
|Doesn't look dainty to me!|
|Lysol has been quite a resourceful product.|
|Cocaine. What it isn't good for.|
|We are delicate and need our blood-food.|
|These gal's are too happy to have their period.|
|1943 It's your American duty to keep working.|
What has this to do with a toothbrush?
|1978 Would this not be the longest two hours?|
|Anything like Special K?|
|I wanna be a Thinner, too!|
|"If you're twenty with drooping skin - you're old."|
|Do they really not catch these, or just hope the public doesn't?|
|"...does NOT affect the heart"|
Wait a minute.
|Because there are so many exercises we don't do already!|
|Some men would go for that Finnish fanny.|
|Note to self:|
Don't drink like a man.